Monthly Archives: December 2006

Lost Goon Show, Part 7

I woke up on the Goon Show.  Spike Milligan was playing his trumpet.  Peter Sellers walked in the room and demanded that I go on a diet.  Bananas nothing but bananas for three weeks.  Spike and Peter can never leave the Goon Show.  They rarely have female guests.  They like to do the female voices.  […]

Welcome to The Goon Show. We are Infinite.

I woke up on The Goon Show.  Spike walked in the room with my luggage. He was dressed up like a humpback.  He had an eye-patch and a pillow stuffed under his shirt.  He thinks he’s being funny. I told him that he is dead, or was dead, or would be dead shortly, he got a good […]